by Flash-Jayden November 26, 2021
Hot, tall weirdo who would melt your heart at first sight. He's really annoying but you will always love him.
Anyone named Kaiser has a really small dick and is really stupid too. Still very lovable.
Anyone named Kaiser has a really small dick and is really stupid too. Still very lovable.
Person 1: "Woah who's that over there he's really hot"
Person 2: "Don't you know? That's the cool Kaiser who gets girls easily."
Person 1: "He looks annoying too but he's hot."
Person 2: "Don't you know? That's the cool Kaiser who gets girls easily."
Person 1: "He looks annoying too but he's hot."
by unicorneto March 16, 2022
Is a really intelligent person with a high IQ and a fable for deep tracks.
A person who has 3 Nvidia Geforce Titan X, and a 100k € PC but no money for food or a warm shower.
A person who can't be described in words, but in emotions.
We will miss you Kaiser Franz Ferdinand Gerald. #KaiserlicheTräume
A person who has 3 Nvidia Geforce Titan X, and a 100k € PC but no money for food or a warm shower.
A person who can't be described in words, but in emotions.
We will miss you Kaiser Franz Ferdinand Gerald. #KaiserlicheTräume
"Did you just pull off a Kaiser Gerald?"
"That kid over there is so poor.. -Who? Kaiser Gerald?"
"LOL HE IS A KAISER GERALD.. - no, he isn't that smart!"
"That kid over there is so poor.. -Who? Kaiser Gerald?"
"LOL HE IS A KAISER GERALD.. - no, he isn't that smart!"
by TheKaiser27 January 5, 2017
fams were replacing pride month with kaiser month, we remember and pay respects to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany and ditch all people who were born in countries which were allies. also we beat up zoophiles and server owners
by thisismedictionary February 11, 2023
A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.
All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion
by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017
by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021
The wannabe Osage Beach, MO. The lines for the counties were apparently cut by a drunk blind man with Huntington's. One half of a road will be in Osage Beach, and the other half falls in Kaiser. Yeah.
1: Dude man, I went to School of the Osage and I'm from Osage beach!
2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.
1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?
2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.
2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.
1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?
2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.
by CFizzle1988 December 29, 2011