Person1: why does concert band sound so bad?
Person2: because Graham isn't a real band director
Person1: oh makes sense
Person2: because Graham isn't a real band director
Person1: oh makes sense
by FuckThisPussy69 March 14, 2017
Always a gay, male redneck cuck that tends to play either football or hockey even though he is the literal definition of shit. Thinks he’s a hype beast but really he does it for attention because he doesn’t get any of his brothers asshole
by User1836183728 March 7, 2018
Graham is generally a drug dealer, which is strange due to the fact that he is a narc and a rat. Has gappy front teeth you could drive a truck through, and generally likes women that look like little boys. He has never dated a woman that didn't have kids be ause he is a beta cuck
by VernElkridge February 15, 2019
Madihah's husband (not Hugh Dancy though 💔) he is a little mentally ill and a lot emotionally unavailable but she loves him because... well... i don't really know. He is in love with a cannibal, and he himself is a cannibal so it obviously won't work out long term. But i'll let her be delusional for now.
Me: why do you even like Will Graham?
Madihah: he's hot.
Me:...
Madihah: haha kidding. I love so many things about him. I like his aura.
Me: uhm okay *backs away in fear*
Madihah: he's hot.
Me:...
Madihah: haha kidding. I love so many things about him. I like his aura.
Me: uhm okay *backs away in fear*
by cannibal joker December 8, 2021
He is a tall skinny guy and usually selfish, selfcentered, rude ignorant, emotionless. He is not good enough for his voluptuous blonde hair. He always wants food and thinks he can get all the girls he wants but really no one wants him.
by 082801 June 5, 2017
A closeted Southern Republican who is as confused about his support for Trump as he is with his own sexuality; he can bitch-slap Trump one day and blow him the next.
When confronted by a Lindsey Graham, Trump doesn’t know whether to cover his face or pull out his dick.
by IntlManoMystery February 20, 2019
The name of a super-powered cockney brewer, of whom spares no one and consumes all with his beer-related powers. This comic was short lived, and very few examples still exist, just some old bad tasting beer. It is common for people to curse his name when something goes wrong, or is in the process of doing such.
His most famous and well known attacks include "Kamehamebeer" "Distructobeer" and "Special Beer Cannon"
This super hero was created by David Edwards in the early 90's, and his fan site can be found via: http://www.peakstonesrock.co.uk/
the website representing the fictional brewery Graham was supposedly created in.
His most famous and well known attacks include "Kamehamebeer" "Distructobeer" and "Special Beer Cannon"
This super hero was created by David Edwards in the early 90's, and his fan site can be found via: http://www.peakstonesrock.co.uk/
the website representing the fictional brewery Graham was supposedly created in.
Chap one: "Who on earth made this horrible mess?!"
Chap two: "Graham."
Chap one: "Good lord, someones missing?"
Chap two: "Must be Graham Edwards."
Chap one: "They're flanking us!"
Chap two: "OH GRAHAM EDWARDS!"
Chap two: "Graham."
Chap one: "Good lord, someones missing?"
Chap two: "Must be Graham Edwards."
Chap one: "They're flanking us!"
Chap two: "OH GRAHAM EDWARDS!"
by WLB91 April 6, 2009