by Goofy Uncle Joe December 14, 2022
by Balruban April 16, 2022
by Balruban April 16, 2022
To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.
(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
by Jay & Jane June 29, 2023
by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 4, 2018
The act of following an account on twitter then going to the first recommended follow after that and carrying on until you find something disturbing or you get bored
Person 1 "I went twitter diving yesterday and saw some fucked up shit"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"
by Idekidc May 19, 2021
by Dj C Money January 2, 2017