Catching the crazy turkey is a sexual act, usually done during the Cow Girl position, where in both the male and female flap their arms without rhythm and gobble savagely.
Michael and Lindsay received complaints from their neighbors because they spent the night catching the crazy turkey.
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The act of making turkey noises during sex. Best results come from cunnilingus.
Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."
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Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex
"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"
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It starts with a turkey...and ends with sex in a bed.
Mogar was catching the crazy turkey last night
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Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)
Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
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