Bender

One who sucks at hockey

“Groppenbacher from top-house sigma chi is a bender”

by SigmaChiLegend August 12, 2019

Bender

A person who works to change the sexuality of a straight person. In other words, work to bend them.

A) Yea, that guy is such a bender.

B) I think she's trying to bend me.

by UhHeyItsMe December 24, 2016

Bender

The act of having a severe bend at the ankles while playing hockey. Usually developed after years of being dangled or at the beginning of a hockey career. Can be aided by ankle tape but no definite cure.

Look at Jared Boudreau his ankles are practically kissing the ice. What a Bender!!!

by Bender On Ice September 27, 2015

Bender

A hockey player who has weak skating skills. Generally causing their ankles to bend inwards toward the ice

Ex: Look at Jared Boudreau his ankles are kissing the ice without the tape. What a Bender!!!

by Bender On Ice September 27, 2015

Bender

The act of being drunk for an extended period of time, usually measured in days or weeks.

More importantly there is no hangover because one continues to drink.

Since I left my (girlfriend/boyfriend) I've been on a pretty serious bender.

Since that party last week I've been on a bender.

by Lord Gurk da boy August 31, 2015

Bender

What Mrs. Puff says she will do on the day before the end of the world in the SpongeBob SquarePants musical

Out of my way SpongeBob I have a bender to go on

by Skylanderscollector November 5, 2023

Bender

Someone who has a incredibly dusty chin strap (aka, road kill). This absolute joke is known for his knob hawk behaviour, and inability to bury around the net, and their disgusting habit of wheeling saggers.

Hey meggs, o show, check out that bender, i hear his name is Justin Cundari

by Mttgarv October 6, 2010