Zuckerberg's Law 

If they could have done it, they would have done it.

Zuckerberg's Law:“If you were the inventors of facebook, you would have invented Facebook”- Mark “Jesse Eisenberg” Zuckerberg

Zuckerberg's Law by Bilak1964 September 27, 2011

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zuckerberg special 

zuckerberg special massage: putting him face down on the table using water instead of oil to rub in, and then putting a hose up his ass to keep his body in tip top hydrated shape; he believes the mouth is too inefficient for 100% hydration and needs a direct passage

"would you like the zuckerberg special today sir?"

"why yes, boy am I thirsty today"

zuckerberg special by zuckerbergfans December 9, 2018

Mark Zuckerberg syndrome

When a guy who's professionally and financially successful dates or marries an ugly girl.

He makes six figures at a technology company but have you seen his girlfriend? She's fugly. He has a case of Mark Zuckerberg syndrome!

Mark Zuckerberg syndrome by Trp29 October 31, 2016

Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome

When you force your political beliefs onto your website, and use your power as the founder to unfairly persecute those who disagree with you.

Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome be like:

"Howdy y'all, I'm Mark Zuckerberg."

"As you may know, I am a flaming liberal. If you're not, and I find out, YOU'RE GETTING KICKED OFF MY WEBSITE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

"....So anyway, I heard you were interested in toilets..."

Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

Zuckerberg Syndrome 

The case in which a child who was raised with entrepreneurial parents becomes so convinced by the idea that working for someone else is a failure, that they are paralyzed in finding a purpose in life.

Bro I know I need to pay bills and find a job but I can’t work for someone else. Dad told me the only way to become a millionaire is to be my own boss.

Damn dude I really think the Zuckerberg syndrome is hitting you.

Zuckerberg Syndrome by Whatismilk78 November 7, 2022

Mark Zuckerberg syndrome

People that need someone else to live, survive and function normally.

Universities create these people that need people to do everythig for them, they have Mark Zuckerberg syndrome.

Mark Zuckerberg syndrome by breakboy72 May 28, 2018