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An ugly gay man forever stuck in his closet, chasing girls despite being gay as he wants to blend in with the rest of his friends.
He's such a Zoni, dude, maybe we should help him.
by RealMeatballHours June 07, 2018
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1. A young woman in the employ of Goddess Inc.

2. The act of disappearing quickly and leaving no trace.
"Zoni is a sadly anime obsessed geek."

"You pulled a Zoni!"
by Namae December 07, 2003
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A person from Arizona who has nothing to do so they sit at their desks and get 5.0 grade point averages. While some never see water, others fuck their step-brothers. Nobody likes them.
Hey I talked to Aubrey and Piper today.

Dude, they are such zonis
by thatguyneilmcqueen January 16, 2010
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A person from Arizona. Often used in California during the summer when loads of Arizonans come over to fill up the beaches and shuffle around Disneyland.
I tried to go to the beach today but it was totally filled with zonis and their stuff.

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People in Arizona really hate Snowbirds but then they go do the same thing by flocking to California in the summer.
by CactusWren February 09, 2012
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