zombie status

zombie status is the state of mind when you are so tired but yet you have to be awake either to work or for school.

dude1: hey do you work today?
dude2: yeah it sucks, i work tonight. im working while on zombie status.
dude1: wow that sucks. good luck with that.
dude2: i hope i dont fall asleep, i need this job.

zombie status by military dude June 6, 2010

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zombie status

the mental state of being SO messed up that you sit there and stare off, and at the same time your very sleep deprived. Usually happens when your blazed and drunk and you sit on the computer and drift off into space.

You need sleep bro, yer likeee...zombie status.

zombie status by DGAFn December 29, 2010

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zombie status • zombie • Zombie Apocalypse • zombie dick • zombie mask • zombie jesus • Zombie Mode • Zombie Eyes • Zombie Head • Zombie sex

Zombie Status

When someone revives an old status by commenting on it when no one else has commented on it for an extended amount of time.

Bob: I saw your Mom zombie status you on Facebook last night.

Ted: Yeah. That status she commented on was over a year old!

Zombie Status by HockeyMonkey44 November 27, 2010

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ZOMBIESTATUS

1:ZOMBIESTATUS is a state of mind in which a person can only focus on Zombie or zombie related subjects.
2:ZOMBIESTATUS is similar to NINJASTATUS when some one does a task extreamly zombie like.

1: Oh man ill i can think about is zombiemovies ive got ZOMBIESTATUS bad!
2: man that guy is clumsy he has mad ZOMBIESTATUS

ZOMBIESTATUS by ZOMBIESTATUS September 12, 2012

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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