zohan syndrome 

brain usage goes down to 0% during video games. anybody who watches patient with this syndrome play videogames can have their brain physically shrunk by 15%. treatment can help but this condition is not curable

bro you are so bad at this game, get yourself checked for zohan syndrome

zohan syndrome by therealladdu February 1, 2021

zoran shank 

When you stab an individual and then pull out your erect penis and stick it in the wound.

you see the blood acts as a lube to allow you to get maximum pleasure until the victim bleeds out.

WARNING: may or may not result in aids, jail time and a bloody penis.

hey i heard that the new Russian torture method is Zoran shanking.

zoran shank by Vlad the Demon of Baby Blood December 12, 2015

sihan zhan

a word for a guy who fails at almost everything he does, prioritizes videogames over his future, also has a creepy obsession with asian girls.

Person 1: Dude I might not graduate
Person 2: YOU JUST PULLED A SIHAN ZHAN LOLOOOOLOL
or
Person 1:Dude im so stupid
Person 2: yea ur dumber than sihan zhan

sihan zhan by Pseudonymman123 May 17, 2022

Yeah, hey, still no Zorhan 

Still none of that shit-lib bullshit.

Hym "Yeah, hey, still no Zorhan. They seem like they don't want it to be Cuomo so probably Cuomo. No Zorhan. Shit-libs bad. Booooo shit-libs."

Yeah, hey, still no Zorhan by Hym Iam June 12, 2025