Never, ever in the history of everdom has anyone ever disrespected me to that extent. Ever.
Everdom is his word. A Zito-ism.
Everdom is his word. A Zito-ism.
by Meatjockey May 17, 2011
An emotional r*nga who never learns her lesson and is always grounded
Pls stop getting grounded
- jayda
Pls stop getting grounded
- jayda
by - jayda June 20, 2020
The Sun god. He once beat up Apallo. Then he came down to earth to say "What's up?" to Billy Beane. Billy Beane then, out of fear and admiration, gave Barry Zito a contract to play on the Oakland A's.
Now, why Barry Zito came down to say Hi to Billy is uncertain. Maybe, Barry felt compassion for that unfortunate soul.
Anyway, contrary to previous beliefs, Billy does not run the team. He's merely Barry's puppet. See, Barry is too humble a man to claim control of an entire entity. Also, according to a wallpaper provided by the A's website, he throws a wicked curve. He also calls everyone dude.
This "curve" that is alluded to, was initially what Barry would use to fight while up in the place where the Sun god resides. When he came down to earth, he used it to fool his opposition. However, while in the Sun god's residence, he threw fireballs. Here on earth, he throws baseballs. He is so awesome though, that he adjusted to this change in the matter of mere seconds.
Also, Barry is so humble, his most valuable possesion, besides the world, is his guitar, which he uses to control the weather, and not his Cy Young Award, which he deserves each and every year, but defers it, because he believes in giving others a chance.
All in all, Barry is a great man, and we should all learn from his example.
Thank you, Barry, you are truly an inspiration to us all.
Now, why Barry Zito came down to say Hi to Billy is uncertain. Maybe, Barry felt compassion for that unfortunate soul.
Anyway, contrary to previous beliefs, Billy does not run the team. He's merely Barry's puppet. See, Barry is too humble a man to claim control of an entire entity. Also, according to a wallpaper provided by the A's website, he throws a wicked curve. He also calls everyone dude.
This "curve" that is alluded to, was initially what Barry would use to fight while up in the place where the Sun god resides. When he came down to earth, he used it to fool his opposition. However, while in the Sun god's residence, he threw fireballs. Here on earth, he throws baseballs. He is so awesome though, that he adjusted to this change in the matter of mere seconds.
Also, Barry is so humble, his most valuable possesion, besides the world, is his guitar, which he uses to control the weather, and not his Cy Young Award, which he deserves each and every year, but defers it, because he believes in giving others a chance.
All in all, Barry is a great man, and we should all learn from his example.
Thank you, Barry, you are truly an inspiration to us all.
Barry Zito is the controller of the weather, and he commands, and demands, a sacrifice of three sheep, a cantaloupe, a guitar pick, and a large pizza from Domino's.
The last time he got angry, Indonesia was almost completely wiped out. So, don't make him angry.
The last time he got angry, Indonesia was almost completely wiped out. So, don't make him angry.
by Jackz R@ging B0w3L August 15, 2006
by OneHotZito July 31, 2017
The act of driving a long distance, usually over 100 miles, on a sudden whim, typically to an undesirable location. Often motivated by mental illness or drug usage.
by TheHat160 May 20, 2008
Made famous by a local San Antonio delicatessen owner who values his costomers. The harshness and cruelty of "Zito's cheese" can be felt around the world.
Damn Brad, you spanked that bitch that asked for none of your Zito's Cheese on his sandwich. Brad, you are one bad mother fucker even though your wife makes you a cuckold all the time.
by serious_with_no_cheese January 28, 2005