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Also known by his real name Mohammed Rizwan, he is another choker from Pakistan who always statpads against weak teams and very rarely scores against good teams.He plays as an opener-wicketkeeper batsman in Pakistan cricket team( as opening position is usually the most suitable role for statpadding).
Although underrated in comparison to Zimbabar, he has always proved himself to be loyal statpadder . He is ultra religious and conservative cricketer who always prays in the midde of the pitch.95% of the times, he plays with a strike rate of 110-120 in T20s . He plays even worse in tests and ODIs.
Friend A: Look, Zimwan has scored 111 out of 85 balls in T20 match against Zimbabwe.
Friend B: Still, Pakistan has lost the match.
Friend C: Selfish opener for a reason!
Zimwan by Yghuqwet March 7, 2022
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Zimbango Tango 

Its to dance with fine ass brizzles in a club. It combines bumping and grinding with tango music. Most common in urban clubs.
Yo son! Me and my boys went to this poppn club and was poppn off the zimbango tango lean!

Yo lets start the Soul Train line and Zimbango Tango
Zimbango Tango by Philipj September 30, 2008
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A quintessential gentleman. Good with drugs (Did chem eng at uni). Rumoured to be batman. Not a fan of Chai (Has too much of a bite, sometimes). A football almanac ('Well, I used to be a fan'). Kind soul who's too old for this shit. Distinguished by his wookiee noises heard around the hallway during midday. Might be actual wookiee. A Stark fan of John Williams.

Also, a non-res.
How is your Zimran doing?
Mine's making star wars noises, is that normal?
Yeah.
How do you know?
Says so on the back of the box right here.
Zimran by Kylo_Ren_Belly June 24, 2018

zimman122000 

A Richard, one who creates false urban dictionary edits
That Zimman122000 is a real Richard.
zimman122000 by IBTMF September 19, 2021
Who is ZoMwani
zomwani by Djzod October 6, 2021

ZimZangZong 

ZimZangZong is the leader of the ZimZangZong Clan (ZZZC) or just (ZZZ) and is one of the most mysterious unidentified humans on this planet. He has a full army hidden underground with two of his best companions who are as mysterious and dangerous as himself called, woggybugger and oxybugger. These three people are very dangerous and if annoyed can be deadly.
don't mess with the ZimZangZong Clan
ZimZangZong by ZZZC May 29, 2019
Girls named Ziwan are the sexiest beings alive. Sometimes they can be seen as pure and sweet but deep down everyone knows they are hot bitches. Ziwans have the most gorgeous looking fine ass huge trunks they sit on. With a glance you can be hooked by them.

When encountering a Ziwan in their territory bring your big cock energy with you or you die.
Look at that. That's a rare Ziwan. I can die for that ass man.

Is that a Ziwan? Shit, that's gogeous. I've never seen one.
Ziwan by BigCockZeyr3k November 21, 2021