this boy, at the age of 13, is the absolute definition of obesity. he loves to indulge in fast food, and dislikes exercise. his parents have gone bankrupt feeding him and they're homeless now. starving and craving fast food, he ate his relatives and now has an interest for human flesh. he displays 3 of the 7 deadly sins; greed, glutton, and lust. he longs for human flesh, and has eaten all the fast food workers and their fast food, resulting in the closing of all the restaurants. however, that is not enough. any animal, human or inanimate object he sees are not spared. he consumes them all. he eats and eats and eats, gaining calories. he grows bigger and bigger, so big that his overwhelming presence has been seen by the 5 holy knights, and they have rushed over to thwart him, but to no avail. instead, they are consumed and he inherits their power. it is too late to stop him. he now weighs 100 trillion pounds. the floor even struggles to carry him. OH GOD, he's here, in my town. he's gobbling up the citizens and the houses. i don't have much time left. if you're reading this, I'm probably gobbled up already. he has eaten half of humanity and plans on destroying earth. please, if youre reading this, I strongly urge you to save our world from this catastrophic level threat.
Jake: Bruh why is the ground shaking
Gareth: WAIT, THATS A ZI MING
Jake: Bruh why is the ground shaking
Gareth: WAIT, THATS A ZI MING
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Get the Zi ming mug.The sweetest and most artistic person you will ever meet yet harbors a small amount of hate. Zimings are usually infatuated with Asian culture and contribute a lot to their local communities in the form of volunteer work. They will express their appreciation usually in the form of satire or memes. Zimings tend to be of Chinese/Taiwanese descent, usually a mix of both. They are also the most studious type of students, being among the smartest people you will ever meet.
Person 1: Is that Ziming?
Person 2: Yeah, he fell asleep in health class.
Person 1: He studies too much at night.
Person 2: Yeah, he fell asleep in health class.
Person 1: He studies too much at night.
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