national liquor of ecuador, with its competitor "cristal" trailing behind (same price, but nastier. not the cristal champagne, a cheap knockoff hard liquor). Zhumir is 40% and a dollar a bottle, you can find it at any party you go to. be careful drinking it, it might fuck you up a little if you're not a native. Comes in the seco (dry) and limon varieties...it's all the same shit though. also comes in several sizes.
Zurmely is a good guy overall! Helps people with whatever they need and is always there for you. Has a wide Photoshop knowledge and sometimes makes artworks for people that he likes therefore remember that it is nice to tip artists. Zurmely is also a word that means "from the windmill" in German - a surname that is actually French, from the Alsace region. As mentioned, he is a nice guy... but do not try to mess with him!
**Fans:**
Zurmely is the best dude you could ever meet!
**Girls:**
Oh, Zurmely... I don't know if I should talk to him, he is too handsome for me!
**Boys:**
Sup the best!! Wyd??
**Discord Moderators:**
I'm blocking him, he is better than me, he is gonna say the truth to me and I can't handle that!
A person who are desperate to have sex with women. Or sex with men. Or animals. Or plants. Or anything that has a hole. Actually, also anything that you can make a hole in. Well, actually, things that can penetrate holes as well. In fact, categories of things that a zturm will gladly have sex with includes, but are not limited too, walls, air, planets, refridgerators, and the Internet.
People are classified as a zturm can often also be put into the category of a Sublett.