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national liquor of ecuador, with its competitor "cristal" trailing behind (same price, but nastier. not the cristal champagne, a cheap knockoff hard liquor). Zhumir is 40% and a dollar a bottle, you can find it at any party you go to. be careful drinking it, it might fuck you up a little if you're not a native. Comes in the seco (dry) and limon varieties...it's all the same shit though. also comes in several sizes.
i took 15 shots of zhumir and found myself sleeping in some guy's truck
zhumir by inF March 1, 2005
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Zurmely is a good guy overall! Helps people with whatever they need and is always there for you. Has a wide Photoshop knowledge and sometimes makes artworks for people that he likes therefore remember that it is nice to tip artists. Zurmely is also a word that means "from the windmill" in German - a surname that is actually French, from the Alsace region. As mentioned, he is a nice guy... but do not try to mess with him!
**Fans:**
Zurmely is the best dude you could ever meet!

**Girls:**
Oh, Zurmely... I don't know if I should talk to him, he is too handsome for me!

**Boys:**
Sup the best!! Wyd??

**Discord Moderators:**
I'm blocking him, he is better than me, he is gonna say the truth to me and I can't handle that!
Zurmely by Zurmely December 19, 2020
Generally, bad. A random, negatively connoted word with no real meaning.
Did you see that John Doe put his sign up backwards? What a zharm.

Don’t be rude!! That’s zharm mentality.
zharm by nt8 December 27, 2021
A person who are desperate to have sex with women. Or sex with men. Or animals. Or plants. Or anything that has a hole. Actually, also anything that you can make a hole in. Well, actually, things that can penetrate holes as well. In fact, categories of things that a zturm will gladly have sex with includes, but are not limited too, walls, air, planets, refridgerators, and the Internet.

People are classified as a zturm can often also be put into the category of a Sublett.
My friend Jimmy is a real zturm! He would have sex with anything!
zturm by gc_bah September 26, 2007
A term used to call the actor Xiao Zhan's arms.
I really appreciate Zharms.
I want to pat Zharms.
Zharms by Darkphantomalex April 4, 2021
Colloquial term used by inner city youth to refer to the act of smoking a phat spliff, usally filled with high quality herbals.
Me and my boys decided to go zhurp in the shade since the weather was so hot.
Zhurp by Soufpaw April 30, 2003