A person who are desperate to have sex with women. Or sex with men. Or animals. Or plants. Or anything that has a hole. Actually, also anything that you can make a hole in. Well, actually, things that can penetrate holes as well. In fact, categories of things that a zturm will gladly have sex with includes, but are not limited too, walls, air, planets, refridgerators, and the Internet.
People are classified as a zturm can often also be put into the category of a Sublett.
People are classified as a zturm can often also be put into the category of a Sublett.
by gc_bah September 26, 2007
Get the zturm mug.Zurmely is a good guy overall! Helps people with whatever they need and is always there for you. Has a wide Photoshop knowledge and sometimes makes artworks for people that he likes therefore remember that it is nice to tip artists. Zurmely is also a word that means "from the windmill" in German - a surname that is actually French, from the Alsace region. As mentioned, he is a nice guy... but do not try to mess with him!
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Zurmely is the best dude you could ever meet!
**Girls:**
Oh, Zurmely... I don't know if I should talk to him, he is too handsome for me!
**Boys:**
Sup the best!! Wyd??
**Discord Moderators:**
I'm blocking him, he is better than me, he is gonna say the truth to me and I can't handle that!
Zurmely is the best dude you could ever meet!
**Girls:**
Oh, Zurmely... I don't know if I should talk to him, he is too handsome for me!
**Boys:**
Sup the best!! Wyd??
**Discord Moderators:**
I'm blocking him, he is better than me, he is gonna say the truth to me and I can't handle that!
by Zurmely December 19, 2020
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A Zuurmond is mythilogical creature capable of adapting to ever changing circumstances by creating a new image for himself ever 5 minutes. This creature is closely related to a chameleon although with poor taste. Ussually associates with people with no sense of direction in life.
by Steph-mate August 20, 2003
Get the Zuurmond mug.Zurmp is a sound effect, but not an ordinary one, you use the word “zurmp” when your penis goes from being soft to hard quickly, usually after oral.
Fletcher: oh my god man miranda sucked my dick so good that it went ZURMP and she had to stop sucking
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“mans would hit a peanut butter jar, that’s real zurm activity.”
“mans would hit a peanut butter jar, that’s real zurm activity.”
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Get the Zurm mug.Ztorm Monroe’ is a soul like no other. A soul that has once existed on the planet before that is portrayed today. Intelligence, limitless beauty, both body and mind. Strong, and curious- yet cautious to a fault. Loyalty is true to this soul. You would be lucky to have her in your corner.
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