zturm

A person who are desperate to have sex with women. Or sex with men. Or animals. Or plants. Or anything that has a hole. Actually, also anything that you can make a hole in. Well, actually, things that can penetrate holes as well. In fact, categories of things that a zturm will gladly have sex with includes, but are not limited too, walls, air, planets, refridgerators, and the Internet.

People are classified as a zturm can often also be put into the category of a Sublett.

My friend Jimmy is a real zturm! He would have sex with anything!

zturm by gc_bah September 26, 2007

Zurmely 

Zurmely is a good guy overall! Helps people with whatever they need and is always there for you. Has a wide Photoshop knowledge and sometimes makes artworks for people that he likes therefore remember that it is nice to tip artists. Zurmely is also a word that means "from the windmill" in German - a surname that is actually French, from the Alsace region. As mentioned, he is a nice guy... but do not try to mess with him!

**Fans:**
Zurmely is the best dude you could ever meet!

**Girls:**
Oh, Zurmely... I don't know if I should talk to him, he is too handsome for me!

**Boys:**
Sup the best!! Wyd??

**Discord Moderators:**
I'm blocking him, he is better than me, he is gonna say the truth to me and I can't handle that!

Zurmely by Zurmely December 19, 2020

Zuurmond

A Zuurmond is mythilogical creature capable of adapting to ever changing circumstances by creating a new image for himself ever 5 minutes. This creature is closely related to a chameleon although with poor taste. Ussually associates with people with no sense of direction in life.

That bloke really is a Zuurmond! Look how he's old school one day and a fookin' hippie the next!

Zuurmond by Steph-mate August 20, 2003

Zurmp 

Zurmp is a sound effect, but not an ordinary one, you use the word “zurmp” when your penis goes from being soft to hard quickly, usually after oral.

Fletcher: oh my god man miranda sucked my dick so good that it went ZURMP and she had to stop sucking

Zurmp by Frivoloustic July 11, 2019

Zurm 

zurm - noun • /zùrm/ - a man who has sex with everything

“yo didnt he fuck mariah ? he a zurm.”
“mans would hit a peanut butter jar, that’s real zurm activity.”

Zurm by PizzaIsAGoodFood May 10, 2021

Ztorm Monroe’ 

Ztorm Monroe’ is a soul like no other. A soul that has once existed on the planet before that is portrayed today. Intelligence, limitless beauty, both body and mind. Strong, and curious- yet cautious to a fault. Loyalty is true to this soul. You would be lucky to have her in your corner.

Ztorm Monroe’ went to town to obtain her license.

Ztorm Monroe’ by Shae B November 22, 2021

Zhurm

an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure.

The Wordle of the day is ZHURM!

Zhurm by The best person to ever live March 4, 2026