he is nice. kinda an idiot. he will buy you anything if he likes you even if you don't want him to. gold diggers love him. he is very stubborn but very affectionate and hates taking good advice. he is smart, but will talk about random crap that nobody cares about. but we love him anyways. he has a good heart and he wants to do what's right.
"omg zeke shut up."
"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."
nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."
"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."
nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."
by gabri.joy February 22, 2023
he is nice. kinda an idiot. he will buy you anything if he likes you even if you don't want him to. gold diggers love him. he is very stubborn but very affectionate and hates taking good advice. he is smart, but will talk about random crap that nobody cares about. but we love him anyways. he has a good heart and he wants to do what's right.
"omg zeke shut up."
"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."
nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."
"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."
nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."
by gabri.joy February 22, 2023
God of intelligence, although sort of a nuisance, he has his moments. Although the greatest person to grace this planet and stand on our very earth, he will spit on your eyeball.
Is a basketball.
Is a basketball.
by Sir_Oliver-Henrik_the-III September 22, 2022
by Chodychidd March 29, 2023
Zeke is the best boyfriend you could ever have. He’s funny and very caring. He is the person that everyone wants.
by Heyyyyy;) November 27, 2019
you all have it wrong muthafukers...zeke is someone who cares too much for too little... short for Ezekiel...
now how is that an insult?
now how is that an insult?
by zeke from abo land September 11, 2003
Short for Zero Kelvin, the coldest possible temperature that is physically impossible to reach, it is a compliment equated to "hardcore, damn near impossible, awesome, cool". Can also be abbreviated as ZK.
"Dude, that headshot was totally ZeKe."
"I got us the beer, it's ZeKe, bro."
"Your new Wrangler looks absolutely ZeKe."
"I got us the beer, it's ZeKe, bro."
"Your new Wrangler looks absolutely ZeKe."
by Latraven May 17, 2016