you all have it wrong muthafukers...zeke is someone who cares too much for too little... short for Ezekiel...
now how is that an insult?
remember mother Terasa? remember fred hollows, remember what zeke's they were.
by zeke from abo land September 11, 2003
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1. A quiet person. Usually has few true friends, but leeches onto other groups of people as they walk by.

2. A person who may appear accepted in school, but his/her outside life includes all night video game fests.
(Person 1) Dude, ur really weird. You act like such a Zeke whenever you refuse to go to parties because of obligations to D&D.
(Person 2) Well, if you were a lvl 30 mage lord, you would play D&D all night long too.
(Person 1) I thought you were cool in school man...
by Mailman March 30, 2004
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Zeke is a geek, a stoner a latenight video game playing loner.
Like dood! Zeke is a freakin geek!
by grass January 07, 2004
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1. A term used for the Japanese Zero planes in World War II.

2. EFSF slang for Zeonic rebels.
1. "we got five zekes at 1 o'clock, Red!"

2. "Let's kill that Zeke scum!"
by J Zabi May 05, 2004
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Noun (Zeke Le-one) The fattest person in the world, who adores his Jew fro more than anything else in the world.
Synonyms: Fatty foo foo, Fat person, Fizz, Brixton, and Brick stone.
Zeke = fat.
by ihatezeke September 14, 2008
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Short for Zero Kelvin, the coldest possible temperature that is physically impossible to reach, it is a compliment equated to "hardcore, damn near impossible, awesome, cool". Can also be abbreviated as ZK.
"Dude, that headshot was totally ZeKe."

"I got us the beer, it's ZeKe, bro."

"Your new Wrangler looks absolutely ZeKe."
by Latraven May 17, 2016
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