Zeb Fck Schulz 

Zeb Fck Schulz is a philosopher, accountant and a genius who is of the magical ancient rhino species called a “Fuck”.

Zeb is also the older brother of famous social media personality and musician, Gus Fck Schulz.

Zeb is always full of spit facts and annoyingly long responses to relatively simple things.

“i should take magnesium tablets more”

“imagine paying five thousand dollars for a portion of a coin that doesn’t exist”

“spains crime rate got me like :(“

“1000 men marched to fight at 145 Princes Highway, none of them made it to the door.”

“Did you knoooow…”

- Zeb Fck Schulz quotes

Zeb Fck Schulz by gusfckschulz December 11, 2024

Zeb of “Zebstagraam” (sic) 

Too much weasel, not enough words.

See also: Charlatan

Zeb of “Zebstagraam” (sic) tried frivolously to win the argument using a nonsensical word salad.

Sam: you are a charlatan

Zeb: If we take off the guardrails, and let the meanings wash out across the broader scale of language, what do words mean if they all mean anything?

Sam: you are a Charlatan

Zeb of “Zebstagraam” (sic) by Ffriday January 23, 2022

Steven zeb mason

Steven the big booty male that makes all men turn gay so they can pipe down on his gigantic butter ass as everybody calls him butterlord6969

Oh look at that guy with that big ass he is probably butterass aka Steven zeb mason

Steven zeb mason by Steven zeb mason is my daddy February 22, 2019

Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect 

A German phrase that means, a self-hiding problem or defect. It describes a frustrating and commonly encountered situation, where you try and show someone a problem(or anomaly or defect) that you've been experiencing or observing, But you can't reproduce or demonstrate the problem because the problem or defect has seemingly MAGICALLY disappeared and everything functions or appears as it should!! (leaving you looking confused and feeling really stupid). These days it is most commonly a problem with your phone, computer or some kind of device (but it could be a problem or anomaly that you are experiencing or observing with anything really e.g. an abstract idea, an observed event, concept or demonstration).
<<Zebst.fash.stekenda.defect>> is a simplified phonetic pronunciation of the German phrase - Selbstversteckender Defekt - which means "Self-hiding problem or defect"

A more accurate pronunciation would be <<Zebst.fesht.stekenda defect>> the t sound on the first two phonemes adding to the authentic German-sounding pronunciation. [You can use Google translate for an accurate pronunciation rendition).

My new iPhone has this annoying Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect that I cant demonstrate to the techs at the Apple store genius bar.
This bloody Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect in my car is driving me insane, I've taken my car into the shop 3 times and every single time that annoying engine rattle just disappears!. My mechanic is beginning to look at me funny.
I swear the

Zebs.fesh.stekenda defect by Terminus Est ! July 13, 2023