Zealand

She is one lovable person. She’s super tough, but has a motherly side and can be so kind. Will not take shit from anyone. Loves her friends so much. Waits for the perfect boy, hates all immature ones. Loyal, caring and lovable! I love Zealand’s!

Person 1: Is that Zealand bearing up that guy?
Person 2: yes she is defending all women

by may ;) February 27, 2021

Zealand

a huge boy who can not overcome is own weight

That guy over there looks like a real Zealand

by MrMeatballz June 18, 2023

New Zealand

Noun
Baby Australia (is there even a Zealand?)

Friend 1:I live in New Zealand.
Friend 2: Literally fucking dies

by Helpme_1938 March 10, 2019

New Zealand

A small city in Australia.

No way you're from New Zealand! That's in Australia right?

by hoebag443 December 1, 2022

New Zealand

gay australia
(gif below is a gay child kiwi confronting a chad aussie)

dude: bro wanna go to new zealand
bro: no dude those kiwi fucks are just gay aussies

by December 2, 2020

New Zealand

Place where SOME of the weirdest people on this earth come from (this isn’t a joke, if you’re one of this people you’re really fucking weird)

I don’t even have to explain myself yall were dropped down a mountain and somehow got back up to annoy more people.

Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then

by doo doo 😛 September 1, 2020

New Zealand

Where LOTR was filmed

Hey, where's New Zealand?
IDK, either in the South Pacific or somewhere in Middle Earth

by Legolas_is_a_goat_PJO1738 February 12, 2017