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noun or adjective: a man who doesn't know anything, there not very smart and take things out of proportion. The person intends to babble a lot about stupid things and everyone just wants him to shut up. They also tend to be very lazy.
Gosh Zach can't shut up, he is such a Zazuch!
Zazuch by Mattielee October 31, 2011
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To come into contact with a fixed (non-fixed) object with great force. Must say Zauce upon impact for correct usage.
"That dog just got Zauced by that car."
Zauce by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

Jack Daniels Zauce 

Its a special type of Zauce. When put on ribs it brings you instantly to heaven. Heaven for fatties that is!? The second you open the bottle a whiff of ecstasy is blown into your face - but be careful you might faint from pure joy. Pouring it on your ribs, hot dogs, steaks, burgers, wings, pizza, and cholent you see a golden brown like liquid flow out of the bottle. The Zauce is such an eclectic Zauce that it can be used with almost anything. It can be used from right when you wake up brushing your teeth, and if you wanna flavor up your water a lil just squirt about a table spoon in there and your good to go.
"Are you putting Jack Daniels Zauce on that?"

"Na, We only use Jack Dangiels zauce. Spicy zauce".
Jack Daniels Zauce by Derrrs June 6, 2011
Zaoucem is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful in every way, the funniest and most generous person. It's an angel.
"Everyone love Zaoucem"
Zaoucem by Eikichi Onizuka ✌️ November 22, 2021