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Zahn
If youre named this you're best person in the whole entire world!
It also means ur hot and have great legs... and cute abs. You are nice and a gentleman and you alsways no when to have a party! They know how to talk to be and are so smart and polite!!!!!! <3<3
It also means ur hot and have great legs... and cute abs. You are nice and a gentleman and you alsways no when to have a party! They know how to talk to be and are so smart and polite!!!!!! <3<3
Zahn is a name
Zahn by heyheyheywownoway! November 14, 2018
Zahn
Zahn by the_real_deal March 23, 2013
zahn
If your name is Zahn u have a tiny pp and have to insult ppl to hide you're insecurities. You smell like ass and have a massive ass dent in your head from when your mother dropped you as a baby. You're probably fat and short too.
you see that guy over there
yeah
his name is Zahn
so his mother dropped him as a baby and he smells like ass
exactly
yeah
his name is Zahn
so his mother dropped him as a baby and he smells like ass
exactly
zahn by eggsandwhich September 27, 2022
Zahn (zane)
Zahn is a very extremely hot man who is so masculine that his sperm only makes men. He has a massive cock ( 20 inches soft) and is commonly mistaken as zane. They are the G.O.A.T at basketball and that is a fact that can be changed. There is a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 chance in a Zahn being born every century so they are extremely rare.
Zahn (zane) by Zahn (zane) November 25, 2021
The Zahn
Greg: “hey dad what’s up”
The Zahn: “what the fuck did you call me you little shit”
Greg:”d...dad”
The Zahn: “it’s The Zahn to you”
The Zahn: “what the fuck did you call me you little shit”
Greg:”d...dad”
The Zahn: “it’s The Zahn to you”
The Zahn by YourMomsDrippings May 11, 2021
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