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crapping your pants 

1.) Where you make crap or poop in your pants, without using a toilet. Normally frowned upon in society.

2.) Not necessarily doing the above, being very scared, frightened, or angry.
1a.) Dude, you really need to stop crapping your pants.
1b.) Ew, Alex just crapped his pants.

2.) I'm going to crap my pants if I get a bad grade on this test.

Clapping Your Ass Cheeks 

When someone is lying out of their ass so obviously that their cheeks start clapping together.
“I swear Stacy came on to me she was all over me at the club last night.”
“Bro there’s no way that happened stop clapping your ass cheeks.”

Capping your nikes 

When a person comes out with some hot new drip and you tell him to calm down
Shhheeeessshhh. you need to start capping your nikes or someone might steal yo drip

Capping On Your Mind 

Capping on your mind means to convince yourself that something happened despite not being able to remember it correctly/fully.
John: Dude, I think she asked me out!
Adam: She didn't. Stop capping on your mind, John.

your ass is clapping 

basically when someone is capping but extreme
" your ass is clapping that is not even true"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026