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Your Beat 

a phrase used to insult people.
after losing a fight, you are left bloody and broken, and beat.
therefore, when someone thinks they are better then you, or that your lame, or pathetic, or something to that effect, "Your beat".
Girl: hey can you cmoe to the movies?.
Girl 2: maybe let me check..
Girl: okay.
Girl 2: nope. im sorry. i have to work.
Girl: oh thats lame. your beat for that one.
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Major: omg!. dude look at that girl!.
DJ: oh wow. shes beat.
Major: i know right. her car is a hot mess, and her facee.
DJ: yupp. thats why shes beat.
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Kid: i want to go to this movie so bad!.
Mom: i will drive you then.
Kid: but i need money.
Mom: well when you have enough, i will take you.
Kid: but mom i only need 2 more dollars! can i please borrow them?.
Mom: no, your OWN money.
Kid: *on the phone with friend* yeah i cant go. i need 2 bucks and my mom said no. sorry.
Friend: oh shit. that sucks dude. your moms beat.
Your Beat by Major. June 11, 2008
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meat your beat 

It's when you take your beat and meat it.
Hey dude! wanna wombo combo backwards then meat your beat through time!
meat your beat by MEat-un-beet April 20, 2018

Yeet your beat 

When you throw your speaker when banging beats are playing
Yeeeeeeeaaah boiiiiiiii I yeet your beat

Beat Your Meat 

Vulgar term used for men when they masturbate aka BEAT YOUR MEAT. The male penis has plenty of nicknames and meat is one commonly used to describe the penis and testicles. When men beat their meat, they take their erect penis and jerk it in a up and down motion, this tends to make blap noises and make our nutsacks swing as well, churning up our semen before we shoot ropes out of our dick hole.
Male: Dude look at this hot coochie whore taking cock inside her snatch and asshole.
Male # 2: Fuck yes man! You should BEAT YOUR MEAT to that cunt whore!

beat your face 

military pushups
Drop down soldier and beat your face twenty times!
beat your face by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022

Beat Your Meat Pete

A nickname given to Dr. Jordan B Peterson. This nickname stemmed from Jordan 🅱 Peterson, which later transformed into Jordan 🅱 🅱eterson and then the infamous Jordan 🅱 Meat 🅱eaterson. The final evolution of this nick name was "Beat Your Meat Pete".
"Isn't Jordan B Peterson a litboi?"

"Yeah, I love Beat Your Meat Pete, yeet."

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah 

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah
Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!
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