This annoying statement has got me baffled! Twice I've been responded to after make a post about what ever was on my mind, with 'you got this'. I wasn't posting pictures of herpes either.
I'm really pleased with the new headphones I was given.
You got this
I'm really getting upset with my rude neighbour.
You got this
I didn't get a pay rise this year.
You got this
by Bunflaps January 28, 2017
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Shhh Stop asking questions you're more than capable of doing this.
"How do I do this incredibly simple task that I don't really need any help with at all?"

"You got this." (You will figure it out)
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Asking for something from your boy...money, chronic or a video game.
"...what's up dawg, you got that?"
by teknolife August 5, 2005
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1. Derived from the original catch phrase, "You got this in the bag," but used in a sarcastic manner to imply the opposite where you in fact DONT have this is the bag.

2. Often used to describe a state of being in which one is under the influence of drugs/alcohol to a point of complete oblivion.
Dan, you just took 80 bong hits. You GOT it.

Chris only slept for 3 hours this entire week, he's got it.

Elliot Spitzer was caught soliciting prostitution. He, as well as his career's got it.

I have to take a final tomorrow that's 4 hours long, short answer and essay questions and I didn't study anything. I GOT this test.

by Terri Dibono February 25, 2009
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'You Gots' is short you got "something" whether it be the nerve, the balls, my meaning, to be kidding, etc.

When used as a question it means "Do you understand me?" We're going to meet at 7, you gots?
I can't believe you said that. Man, you gots!
by War February 20, 2004
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You are no fun

The origin of this phrase "you got no jams" comes from korean word "재미 (jaemi)" which means "fun". Jaemi and jams sound familiar, so Rap Monster put jams instead of Jaemi in the sentence making it funnier.

P.S : In korean, "you got no jams" is "너 재미없어 (neo jaemi obseo)"
by borahae7 September 11, 2014
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