Yo•lo•dex ˈyōləˌdeks noun
A list of contacts and friends who might assist in any particularly dumb, dangerous, or otherwise shortsightedly bad idea (cf. YOLO.)
Origin late 2012: from Rolodex + YOLO 'You Only Live Once'
A list of contacts and friends who might assist in any particularly dumb, dangerous, or otherwise shortsightedly bad idea (cf. YOLO.)
Origin late 2012: from Rolodex + YOLO 'You Only Live Once'
Guy 1: We're gonna need some help setting off all these homemade fireworks.
Guy 2: For sure. Let me hit up my Yolodex– I know some guys who'd be all over this.
Guy: I'm pretty drunk, but I don't want to go to the tattoo parlor by myself. I'll check my Yolodex to see which of my bros want to come too.
Guy: That was totally sick– give me your card so I can add you to my Yolodex. I'll call you once you're out of the hospital.
Guy 2: For sure. Let me hit up my Yolodex– I know some guys who'd be all over this.
Guy: I'm pretty drunk, but I don't want to go to the tattoo parlor by myself. I'll check my Yolodex to see which of my bros want to come too.
Guy: That was totally sick– give me your card so I can add you to my Yolodex. I'll call you once you're out of the hospital.
by warriormoet September 9, 2012
Get the Yolodex mug.One who says "YOLO" as if it is required by law to say it as an excuse for doing stupid things. It is called "yolodeling" because it is a play of words, made up of YOLO and yodeler.
Person 1: Hey, why did you dye your hair green?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Person 2: Hey, why did you get your whole face pierced?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Person 3: Hey, why did you tattoo your whole body?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Me: Shut up, everyone knows that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Person 2: Hey, why did you get your whole face pierced?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Person 3: Hey, why did you tattoo your whole body?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Me: Shut up, everyone knows that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
by I spend too much time here April 20, 2013
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An individual who overuses the term coined by YMCMB recording artist Drake 'YOLO,' which stands for 'You Only Live Once.'
Guy 1: "Aye cuhh, I'm bout to make some ramen noodles. YOLO!"
Guy 1: "Bruh, I gotta go get the mail. YOLO!"
Guy 1: "The heel of my foot itches like crazy. YOLO!"
Guy 1: "Damn, ain't no more AriZona?? YOLO!"
Guy 2: "Nigga stop being such a YOLOsexual"
Guy 1: "Bruh, I gotta go get the mail. YOLO!"
Guy 1: "The heel of my foot itches like crazy. YOLO!"
Guy 1: "Damn, ain't no more AriZona?? YOLO!"
Guy 2: "Nigga stop being such a YOLOsexual"
by @Cromzzwell_ July 13, 2012
Get the YOLOsexual mug.Woman 1 "I've never made out with 2 guys in one day before. And it felt really good and I dont care what anybody thinks and who knows when I'll ever feel that way again so I went for it!".
Woman 2 "That's awesome. You're such a YOLOsexual".
Woman 2 "That's awesome. You're such a YOLOsexual".
by yolosexual1 April 24, 2013
Get the YOLOsexual mug.A person that has the propensity to use the acronym Y.O.L.O. (You Only Live Once) in irrelevant situations as a subconscious attempt to feel either cool, hip, younger or more attractive. Although some believe that the latter is not always true, other theorize that individuals who use the cliche phrase constantly have a deviant obsession with it to the point of fetishism. Hence the condition, Yolosexuality.
Michael: Dude, I'm thinking about getting pasta for dinner tonight but I'm not sure yet.
Tim: Go for it Mike. YOLO!
Michael: Bro, you gotta chill. I'm starting to think you might be a yolosexual
Tim: Go for it Mike. YOLO!
Michael: Bro, you gotta chill. I'm starting to think you might be a yolosexual
by DaMylkMan September 29, 2012
Get the Yolosexual mug.Often a bunch of stupid pillacks, yolosexual persons love nothing apart from their stupidity, they often do dangerous and overall stupid things, and scream yolo at the top of their voices whenever they commit these feets of stupidity, stay away from these people and their load of bollocks.
Yolosexual: I'm gonna jump off this tree cause I'm an idiot
Spectators: …jesus christ…not again…
Yolosexual: YOLO!!!!
*Crashes on ground*
spectators: dont call the ambulance, they wont give a sh*t, He's yolosexuall
Anonymous: thats one less stupid pillack in this town
Everybody: YAY!!!!!!
Spectators: …jesus christ…not again…
Yolosexual: YOLO!!!!
*Crashes on ground*
spectators: dont call the ambulance, they wont give a sh*t, He's yolosexuall
Anonymous: thats one less stupid pillack in this town
Everybody: YAY!!!!!!
by misterdoodledawg November 8, 2013
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