A syndrome discovered by the upcoming artist "Yoyo Nosa" that is a life phenomenon of everything going wrong if it can. Carriers of the Yolanda syndrome often experience ungodly amounts of misfortune on a weekly basis. So much that they eventually come to terms with their misfortune and gain the power to foresee it.
My ice cream fell on a tar road before I could open my car door, I must be experiencing the Yolanda Syndrome.
Some crazy driver wrecked my car my first day on the road, this has to be the Yolanda syndrome!
Costco was giving out sample cookies but the man in front of me got the last one for the week, must be the Yolanda syndrome I've been having.
Some crazy driver wrecked my car my first day on the road, this has to be the Yolanda syndrome!
Costco was giving out sample cookies but the man in front of me got the last one for the week, must be the Yolanda syndrome I've been having.
by Truedattruedat June 21, 2017
A tropical cyclone, super typhoon that hit ground in the Philippines on Friday, the 8th of November 20013. With winds up to 195 miles per hour the storm may be the largest typhoon to hit land in recorded history. It is estimated to have had a death toll numbering in the thousands. Destruction from Typhoon Haiyan, or Typhoon Yolanda as it is known in the Philippines, was massive.
Trees, buildings and cars were swept away in the almost 200 mph winds of Typhoon Haiyan (Yolanda). The Typhoon Haiyan (Yolanda) wreaked havoc in the Philippines and surrounding countries with waves of over 20 feet.
by thatshit November 11, 2013
Discreet codeword for cocaine. Common in California around the Bay Area region but also used as far south as LA.
by User3215577443 October 29, 2021
She's not funny at all a complete hobo her friend's HATE her and use her to copy off her work and she's ugly but be carful she's Hispanic she might cuss you out.
by shay.. October 21, 2022
Yolanda is an incredible Spanish, her eyes are everything, she is super funny, immensely intelligent, she is too beautiful, as a friend she is wonderful and it would be perfect to have her as a girlfriend. People love to be with Yolanda, she is too tender and the way she looks makes her fall in love. to all of you, whether you are a man or a woman
by Angeldarko November 23, 2021
yolanda just got fucked
by naoohoo June 2, 2023