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Yes or no game 

A game you play with your buddies when you're bored. When girls pass by you either say "yes" or "no". The yes or no refers to whether the person saying it would have sex with the person he's referring to. This game is played outside (while waiting for the server to bring out your order) or next to a window. Best places are where there's moderate pedestrian traffic so that you don't confuse who he says yes to. This also gives you a good idea of the kind of girls your friend is into. Sometimes, though it can get tricky because the person in question could go either way. That's when the buddy can help a little. Make sure the pedestrians are out of earshot.
EX 1:

Andy: Man, I hope our order doesn't take long.
Dave: No problem. Let's play the yes or no game.

Andy: Cool. Alright, yes...yes...no...no...yes.
Dave: What!! her?! No way dude! You're desperate.
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EX 2: Andy: No...no...yenoonofinalanswer...yes...no.okay wait, she was a yesyes...no...no...hmm...Idon'twellsheoh-

Dave: come on dude!

Andy: OK! NO!...JESUS CHRIST, TAKE IT EASY!
Yes or no game by Studmachine November 29, 2011
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004