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Yawn Boner 

Sometimes called "Yoner", is when one gets an erection from excessive yawning. They will often come about with no warning and are usually harder than a normal erection. They will usually happen in the morning, often during class or at work.
Guy 1: Woah dude are you getting off to our math lesson?
Guy 2: No dude I've got a massive yawn boner right
Guy 1: Oh damn I hate yoners
Yawn Boner by Zoppy September 25, 2013
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Yawn Boner 

When one yawns, starting a huge overall orgie of yawning that spreads throughout the room.
(Adam yawns)
(EP yawns)
(Dylan yawns)
Adam: That was a great yawn boner!
EP: Just a great overall yawn boner is what it was!
Yawn Boner by EPAK February 4, 2010
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Yawn Boner 

alt: Yawny

A spontaneous erection triggered by yawning, often tied to neurological sensitivity or dopamine response. Sometimes affectionately called a yawny.
“He stretched and let out a big yawn… then quietly shifted in his seat to hide the yawn boner
Yawn Boner by RNRKY April 30, 2025

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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