A human, could be of any gender but is most commonly female, that is routinely invited by wealthy older men to accompany them on their large boat or yacht due to their physical appearance or sexual virility. The prime age range of a yacht thottie is between 21 and 26 years of age, and their natural habitat is an area rich in resources, such as Chicago, Miami, or the south of France.
Friend 1: Hey man, are you still seeing Nicole?
Friend 2: Nah man, I wish. Unfortunately she wanted to just keep things casual. I guess a relationship would void her status as a yacht thottie.
Friend 2: Nah man, I wish. Unfortunately she wanted to just keep things casual. I guess a relationship would void her status as a yacht thottie.
by JabronieRoadShow July 31, 2020
A "small" yacht used as a support ship for a megayacht or superyacht. These vessels carry "toys" such as supercars, scuba gear, personal submarines, etc.
by Mr. Trivia May 23, 2023
An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.
Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.
Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!
Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.
Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!
Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017
I asked for a motor boat but they were too big so she said they were too big so you need to you need a yacht ride
by Bigger is better 69 August 12, 2017
A small yacht the features all of the same amenities as it's larger counterparts, in a compact package. Typically between 20' and 30' long. They are trailer-able and accommodate 4-6 people. Similar to a Tiny Home in purpose, you can achieve your desired boating lifestyle in a more affordable package.
by LiveLifeAtSeaLevel February 1, 2018
by Theyachthunter March 24, 2015
Look at all those hotties on board that boat over... oh wait a sec look at the captain. I thought it was a Hot Yacht for a second but it's actually a Not Yacht.
by Nutata June 8, 2016