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An acronym for the "Year Of The Ass," a 365 day period when a man, dealing with the end of a relationship, forsakes secure, sweet, and stable women, and instead exhibits monk-like dedication to bedding as many insecure, psychotic, emotionally unstable, superficial, idiotic, or simply sex-crazed women as he can.
"Because Charlene broke off our engagement and ran off with some dude she met in Vegas, I am beginning a YOTA that will last until next May. Might you have any emotionally unstable, borderline attractive female friends or co-workers?"
Yota
The practice of trading assets in exchange for new assets while incurring a significant loss due to the depreciation of the previously owned assets. In order for a true "Yota" to occur, this must be done repeatedly, thereby displaying a total disregard for personal fiscal responsibility.
The man decided to purchase a Mazda Rx8 only to turn around three months later and trade it in on a used Toyota Tacoma. After owning the Tacoma for six months, he pulled a yota and traded his Tacoma in for a brand new Mazda 6.
“Yota”
A term for a lifted Toyota SUV, usually equipped with tractor tires and an LED light bar that will light a 64-mile radius. Usually has a Circut sticker on all windows, may have a lifestyle quote, a cotton emblem, or antlers.
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