Cat 1: "I'm gonna eat the family's bird right meow"
Cat 2: "Aren't you worried they'll be mad?"
Cat 1: "Heck no! YOLNT!"

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

When cats jump off tables they follow the motto YOLNT.

Cat #1: "Hey, I am going to jump out in the freeway and dance in front of this bus!"

Cat #2: "Yeah, do it! Just remember, YOLNT".

girl: 'you sneaking out with me on friday to go to that concert?'
friend: 'omg no! we'll get caught for sure!'
girl: 'who cares if we get caught! YOLO!'
friend: 'mmm fine. YOLNT anyway. shout me a ticket?'

"Did you know felines always land on all fours?"

"YOLNT!"