xanderisms

Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality

-What's one of your favorite xanderisms?
-"$1000? You know how I hate chump change."
-Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"

by yerawizardharri November 22, 2010

Xanderize

Xanderize- derived from the great and awesome super hero of legend, Xander, that can solve all problems through his uber cute looks and lammiedoodle offerings.

1.to create peace in a time of turmoil with the use of either love or lammiedoodles.

2. to calm a person down who is uptight or mean usually through the offering of licks on the face, lammiedoodles, or other soothing methods.

Feel the power of Xander and be xanderized.

by BatGirl October 17, 2006

Xander

Short for Alexander, Xander is a name that comes from the latin word megacockis. A Xander's penis ranges from 7 inches to 9 inches long. Most people don't know that a Xander is secretly a wizard.

"Have you seen that guys penis?"

"No, why?"

"He must be a Xander, its at least 7.5 inches long!"

by CircleJerk1224 May 12, 2013

Xander

Xander is a wacky guy that can make whole crowds of people laugh! He is hilarious and and everyone enjoys his company, even if they won’t admit it. Xander can also be serious when the situation calls for it. He can brighten your day of help you out. Xander is a great guy!!!

Xander is awesome

by Xagrono povicidus September 28, 2018

Xander

A Russian Bear.

Xander is from Russia and has the characteristics of a bear.

by youwillneverknowbutmaybe June 21, 2010

xander

an alternative to the name alexander that is used when therre are too many people whos name is alex.

alex b.: hey alex s.
alex s.: hey alex b.
alex b.: hey alex B.
alex s.:hey alex q.
alex q.: dont call me alex anymore call me xander.

by stardestroyer96 October 13, 2009

Xander

I knew him at one point. He was nice from what I can remember. I've tried to block out that time because I was in love with the person I thought he was. And then things happened and I realized he is just an annoying little asshole. But lately I've been noticing that I might not be totally over what happened. I think I'm ready to move on from what happened, even though I'm not exactly sure what happened except that it hurt, but I want to be friends with him again. He was easy to talk to. I miss our talks. If you see this I'm sorry.

girl: what's up
xander: nth wbu
girl: tired

xander: physically or mentally

girl: can it be both

by hiioooo March 11, 2022