“Xander is a dumb bitch and should be in jail”
by Gaytyyy October 6, 2020
Xander, the name of someone who is socially inept, extremely rude, feels the need to constantly work out for the fear of nonacceptance. Xander is usually the name of someone who feels the need to make his Honda Civic extremely loud, and it's still a POS.
John: You see Xander over there man?
Bill: Yeah dude he's such a faggot.
John: No kidding, I'm glad I'm not him.
Bill: Yeah dude he's such a faggot.
John: No kidding, I'm glad I'm not him.
by MeisterOfYeets November 29, 2018
A Xander is a pretty useless shit. He is usually called out for being a faggot. A Xander usually is really ugly looking and his breath makes you want to barf. Having one of these as a friend can be very useful. Xander's are almost as tall as giraffes. When encountering a Xander be very cautious they may bite.
by NamTuog February 9, 2019
is a weird kinda guy but is nice to be with be is funny and cool he has a dark sense of humor but he can make it work he dose stupid stuff all lot and when he gets hurt he laughs it off he likes to chill with Friends and play games with them
by derpycat111 November 2, 2017
Xander is the kind that has a lot of emotion. Xander is kind and sweet to the people he loves. Xander is in touch with things that seem to be hidden to other people. He's most admired for bravery and emotional strength. Xander has hidden powers that no one can come to understand.
by Kayla H. April 12, 2005
xander is one guy that makes you smile he will always be there for you. If you put time and effort into him he will put time and effort into you. he is also great at athletics, a badass at baseball. also has sexy hair so get you a xander
I love xander !
by xandahboy March 18, 2018
Xander means a soft, loving man who loves to have sex. He hasn’t the most beautiful eyes that girls won’t be able to resist.
by Pandasoldier09 June 19, 2018