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Wreezy

To be ashy; Having very dry and cracked skin; derives from the one and only Sgt Wright aka Wreezy.
Damn son, you need some lotion. You're Wreezy as hell.
by RickyBubblesJulian April 26, 2011
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Peng Weezy

A very attractive classy female, not to be confused with Peng which refers to females in the 6-8 category rather than the 9+ category
Yout 1: Fam who was dat gyal you was churpsing last night?

Yout 2: Shut up fam, that was my sister!

Yout 1: Yeh she was peng weezy, still.
by Yout-man September 20, 2012
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Weezy Scarf

A checkered scarf that has been used in the Middle East for millenia...which ignoramuses bafflingly believe is the latest fashion accessory invented by "rapper" Weezy/Lil Wayne. Experts widely agree that actually calling a keffiyeh/shemagh a "weezy scarf" will almost certainly result in instant ridicule, derision, and crushing shame.
Hipster: YO PEEPS CHECK OUT MY WEEZY SCARF!!!
former friends: LOL/SMH YO SON GO READ A BOOK!!!
by Capt.Crunch89 August 6, 2011
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Wheezy Waiter

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.

Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)

In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.

Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)

There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.
It's time for a Wheezy Waiter clip.
Subscribe to Wheezy Waiter.
Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD
by martha_s February 6, 2010
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Fed Weezy

A slang term for the city of Federal Way. Federal Way is a suburb of Seattle, but with a hell of a lot more swag. If you're from Fed, F-Dub, The 253, The Quarter Trey, or Fed Weezy you know that Pac is a place for street races & homeless people. The transit center is where people get shot. Pattisons West is for middle schoolers. The Mall is known by 2 names and you only go there if you're bored (Sea-Tac & The Commons) Redondo is for Russians. And the high schools are just as dangerous as jails (with the same amount of police security)
Where we chillin tonight?

The Quarter Trey.

Where?

Fed, Fed Weezy, the 253?

Ohh, I feel it.
by kmyrhow November 16, 2010
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b-wheezy

a wigger. A white guy who thinks he is black
Yo, look at b-wheezy over there hanging around the ghetto. He aint got no business there.
by rdsxfan January 10, 2007
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weezy ham

Dude, that guy just made a total weezy ham
by superfragils March 25, 2010
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