wrath of god

a powerful magic: the gathering card that destroys every creature in play, including your own.

wrath of god has been included in every core magic set since alpha edition in 1993 and is a staple of control decks that run white.

considered the ultimate white card by many, wrath of god has become a tradition in magic core sets and may truly never leave the standard format.

the control player tapped out on turn four and asked his opponent, "wrath of god?"

his opposer nodded, scooped up his three creatures and placed them into his graveyard.

wrath of god by mike mihealsick November 28, 2007

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wrath of god

the immediate feeling of disgust that comes over any male after they've achieved orgasm from having sex with a fat girl.

Dude, Cosmo must have felt the wrath of god after pounding out that four hundred pound single mom.

wrath of god by sin city bags July 8, 2009

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wrath of god

The Result of pissing off a women of any sort, especially one that is pregnant, menstruating, or finding her man has been unfaithful.

"oh shit girl, you went wrath of god on him didn't you?"

wrath of god by tiitansilver January 5, 2016

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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