During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
by therealalfgarnett June 13, 2014
a international rugby union competition which takes place every 4 years between some of the worlds best rugby union teams. the most notable teams are south africa and new zealand who have both won the competition 3 times with south africa winning the tournament against england 32-12 in japan
what are your plans today mate
watching the rugby world cup with the lads
whos playing
south africa and new zealand mate, big one this
watching the rugby world cup with the lads
whos playing
south africa and new zealand mate, big one this
by big fat tubby October 2, 2023
Phil was going crazy when I walked into the room and when he realized that I seen him he went around the World Cup. My life is never going to be the same.
by TruthHasIt October 30, 2014
A world cup girl is a female that claims she watches and loves football only when it’s during the world cup, then goes back to her daily life post world cup. Then the cycle repeats.
“I love Neymar Jr, he’s the best football player ever!”
“Um, I swear this is the first football match you’ve seen?”
“No! I watch football all the time.”
“Really? What club does he play for then? What’s his son’s name? Explain what an off-side goal is?”
“…”
“Exactly, you’re such a world cup girl.”
“Um, I swear this is the first football match you’ve seen?”
“No! I watch football all the time.”
“Really? What club does he play for then? What’s his son’s name? Explain what an off-side goal is?”
“…”
“Exactly, you’re such a world cup girl.”
by N00N13 February 10, 2023
a piece of shit tournament that shouldn't even have ever been allowed to be created.
I LOVE YOU GARETH SOUTHGATE
I LOVE YOU GARETH SOUTHGATE
person 1. hey, did you watch the world cup this year?
person 2: yeah, was hoping england would win it for big gaz (gareth southgate).
person 3: same. fuck off croatia mate.
person 4: for the first time i'm happy the french won this, just to stop croatia winning.
person 2: yeah, was hoping england would win it for big gaz (gareth southgate).
person 3: same. fuck off croatia mate.
person 4: for the first time i'm happy the french won this, just to stop croatia winning.
by ya mams a hoe July 16, 2018
World Cup is a competition hosted by FIFA. This competition includes 32 countries from all around the world such as Cameroon, Japan, Uruguay, Croatia, Portugal and many more! This type of World Cup is with Football/Soccer. The World Cup happens every 4 years for the hosters to get ready to prepare for the biggest event ever! The World Cup is viewed by BILLIONS of people, Sometimes the whole world reacts to the event.
by Your National Smart Guy December 21, 2022
by oow nedyah February 9, 2023