Woodhaven

a little city in downriver Michigan. all the girls there are fake tanned whores with fried and fake hair. there are no decent looking girls that attend woodhaven high school. Also Tha king(Robby Sanchez) Alumni '07 rules the city as everyone in the area knows him and is stupid to even think to fight him. Besides him and a select few others, no body else there is even considered cool.Their varsity jacketsat the high school are really embarrassing... their school colors are purple and white wow that's fierce the woodhaven girls think they're hot shit, but they are nothing more than dollar store whores. for fun they get drunk, high, and make pornos. if you're looking for one night and you don't have much money i'm sure you can find someone for less than a dollar on the corners in woodhaven. And half of the girls who have kids have given them up for crack or a ride home from some concert in cincinatti.

Hey man have you been to woodhaven lately?

No but i have been to whorehaven....

Oh i thought they were the same thing?

I actually think they are

"I'm gonna beat your ass"

"Not if i get Tha king from Woodhaven to help me"

"O shit you know him, umm shit im sorry"

"ya, thats wat i thought, Thanx to Tha king"

by R2d207 August 03, 2009