A policy nerd or a financial/data analysis nerd. Someone who is enthusiastic or excessive interest in fields related to political policy.
Noah is such a damn wonk and won't shut the fuck up about state rights.
by LizardBoi July 10, 2023
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A drunk/tipsy fellow or just a nob’ed in general.
‘Oi you wonk wha’cha doin’ in me garden you prick!’

My cousin Throckmorton is a bit of a wonk sometimes’
by the apls_ April 2, 2020
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To masturbate (Wank) then when finished proceed to eat your nut.
mario is so gay, I bet he wonks.

I wonked last night.
by VTDG March 17, 2022
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a word invented by Moriah Elisabeth in her video "Dollar Store Makeover", a spin-off of the word wonky.
this first layer of paint is looking a little... wonks
by a person who is amazing March 27, 2021
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This is Moriah Elizabeth ‘s take on the word Wonky.

P.S Moriah is a very famous youtuber, go check her out!
Well, for now this is looking very Wonks
by Ju - Arts March 26, 2021
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Wonk is a verb adverb noun adjective pronoun noun and conjunction
After intense training the man was ready to wonk.
by Wonky64 December 1, 2016
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