womb broom 

A man's mustache.

Tug's womb broom always tickles my fancy when he's down south.

womb broom by regsixer September 9, 2011

womb broom 

a mustache

I ate my girlfriend out and cleaned her uterus with my womb broom!

womb broom by JAMESDMITRI August 18, 2010

womb broom 

A particularly thick, wiry moustache.

That bitch gave him crabs in his womb broom!

womb broom by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005

womb broom 

small, vertical strip of hair in middle of chin

my man's womb broom gave me a rash, so I Naired it in his sleep

womb broom by dana university January 21, 2004

womb broom 

When I was growing up it was de rigueur for any testosterone overloaded black or arty heterosexual male to have a womb broom, for titillating the clits of their chosen lovers, and for fondling and stroking, as if in deep thought. I suspect that some did neither.

As related by his aunt thirty-one years after his uncle and aunt were married, to my son, who was about to get married, about his uncle's state standing at the altar: "Your uncle had this stiff long hair - she didn't say, womb broom - growing under his lower lip, and he was so nervous, as we stood at the altar, it was quivering," and, with a wry expression, she wiggled her extended fingers, and I interjected, "Like an anglerfish, attempting to attract some prey."

womb broom by Pa formerly known as Dad November 8, 2007

Womb broom 

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch

the ladies love my womb broom

Womb broom by captnphunky July 9, 2007

Womb broom 

A rather large mustache that brushes the Labia Major area during cunninglingus.

While down on my squeeze I used my womb broom to sweep the va JJ.

Womb broom by Time for time December 31, 2021