by regsixer September 8, 2011
a mustache
by JAMESDMITRI August 18, 2010
by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005
by dana university January 22, 2004
When I was growing up it was de rigueur for any testosterone overloaded black or arty heterosexual male to have a womb broom, for titillating the clits of their chosen lovers, and for fondling and stroking, as if in deep thought. I suspect that some did neither.
As related by his aunt thirty-one years after his uncle and aunt were married, to my son, who was about to get married, about his uncle's state standing at the altar: "Your uncle had this stiff long hair - she didn't say, womb broom - growing under his lower lip, and he was so nervous, as we stood at the altar, it was quivering," and, with a wry expression, she wiggled her extended fingers, and I interjected, "Like an anglerfish, attempting to attract some prey."
by Pa formerly known as Dad October 23, 2007
by sage January 19, 2003
by captnphunky June 13, 2007