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Woke Privilege 

A form of privilege that is extended to those who hold the "correct" views about all things societal, economic, scientific and political.

These correct views are determined by the major institutions. When governments, major corporations, mass media and entertainment, universities etc. all support your viewpoint (regardless as to whether it is rooted in reality or not) you have woke privilege. These viewpoints are typically perpetuated by intersectional Frankensteins and usually result in the creation of many Wokenstein's Monsters.

Conversely, if you hold views that are different to the woke gospel (regardless as to whether they are rooted in reality or not) then you will be cancelled for merely having a different viewpoint and are not considered to have woke privilege (however, you will likely be accused of having every other kind of privilege in an attempt to discredit you). This is because those with Woke privilege are typically woke Fordians.
Joe: " Hey man, did you know that *insert woke opinion here* is so great?"
Mama: "Jesus Joe, who has been filling your head with this nonsense?"
Joe: *screeches and points* "this one's not one of us!"
Mama: "well, it looks like my viewpoint is cancelled because I don't have woke privilege"
Woke Privilege by Souper Rare July 14, 2022
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Woke Privilege 

A state of amplified self righteousness, rooted in an unconscious desire to identify oneself with oppressed cultural groups, that facilitates snap public judgments of strangers based upon the superficial content of their everyday speech.
Eben had been tactless all his life, but his A grade in a women's studies course enabled the full realization of his woke privilege.
Woke Privilege by Flipflop Mojo February 26, 2021

Woke Privilege 

A state of amplified self righteousness, achieved though an unconscious desire to identify with oppressed cultural groups, that justifies snap public judgments of strangers based upon the superficial content of their everyday speech.
Eben had always been somewhat tactless, but getting an A in his women's literature course enabled the full realization of his woke privilege.
Woke Privilege by Flipflop Mojo February 26, 2021

Woke privilege 

Used to describe people who are woke liberally and left-wing minded that insist and bully people of minority cultures that don't follow their agenda.
She had so much woke privilege that she had to remind me that I was black so I couldn't vote for the candidate I wished to vote for.
Woke privilege by Sane2020 November 1, 2020

Woke privilege 

Opportunities that only arise because of a perceived victimhood that can't be ignored in woke culture
"Look, it's that fucken idiot hosting the red carpet event again. He/she is only on TV because of woke privilege"
Woke privilege by Charwunsee January 23, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026