A person exhibiting the effects of extreme intoxication.
Look at that guy at the end of the bar, he's a wobbler.
by x January 22, 2003
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Just stuff. Great stuff. Almost more that you'll ever be able to grasp.
mmhmm... lesse... www.wobbler.nu.... yah, teh l337 is it.
by wobbler May 12, 2003
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The Wobbler is a person, a thing, a god. its everything, and nothing, and VERY attractive. No man can resist. In mayan cultures it was considered the sun god. to the early sixties, black people called it 'big booties'.

From this phenomenon, a religious and scientific subject is created. Wobblism, the belief of the Wobbler, is for the people with deep love for the wobbler, and includes thy 10 commandments. as for wobblerology, it is the scientific study which includes the element Wobble (Wo), which is still being experimented on today. this element is very reactive and radio active.

As for history, it has been said from the beginning of time the wobbler was present. it was past from generation to generation, now is located in Brussels, Belgium, and its location is on (not mentioning name) the person with the initials D.C. and is female. in the early times the between was considered the holy grail, and there was no end to this bottomless awesomeness.

please fund the GluteusMaximus Wobbler foundation to help us investigate this phenomenon.
DAAAYYUUMM, check out the wobbler today. its vibrations are shaking me up... and the size has increased 3.563 %!!
by TheGluteusMaximus May 5, 2011
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Aka shoelaces ... use them to tie your lasses tits to make them sexually arousing again. Its also a bargain boob job in many respects
by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020
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Once magnificent cantaloupes firm and perky, the years have not been kind to them. Sagged and deflated beyond their former selves they are now wilted wobblers

Binding them is the only way to make them resemble their former splendor

Either that or a really good push up bra to create that shelf look again

These wilted wobblers would well and truly fail the pencil test
Dude 1: Remember that fox from work with the great rack?

Dude 2: Yeah such a great set.

Dude 1: Turns out they are just wilted wobblers. Dude 2: Wow that was some bra she had creating that shelf look
by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020
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One who constantly wobbles or fondles the male reproductive organ.
That kid sits at his computer all day looking at porn. Fucking cock wobbler..
by Pabs Momoney August 20, 2003
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