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WIZARD, AKA WHIZARD, AKA WHIZ:

1)Proper abbreviation for wizard or wizzard is Whiz, as in Robert AKA Bob..

2)a proffesional male that is well above a magician, usually of GREAT AGE and KNOWLEDGE and ranked of GREATER SKILL than a shaman or enchanter. The female gender of wizards are called Whizettes! You can always tell most fake Whizettes as they will use the male gender "Whiz", instead of their proud heritage of womanhood, "Whizettes"!

3)one of GREAT SKILL or KNOWLEDGE in a many different areas, most often knows with-out any formal schooling, having an inner-knowledge with-out any formal schooling, especially computers

4)an "old school" computer Whiz. Usually very knowledgeable with Unix, DOS, and other command prompt based operating systems. Also characterized by having double bridged glasses, long hair, and/or an afinity with everything sixties and early seventies.

5)An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.

6)a microsoft program designed to make easier a certain task, such as pictures

7)Whizards are the wisest of all the magic users, for the whizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Whizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.

9)most often mis-spelled as wiz by idiots and morons having no knowledge of the english language nor the heritage of wizards! What complete twats call themselves in the hopes and mistaken belief that they might become some how cool or intelligent. Complete LOSERS, WANNA-BE Whizs!
No examples are needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means.

A Wizard will usually like to hang out at Renaissance festivals.
by MASTER WISDOM April 04, 2008
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An exclamation of joy, similar to "cool" or "great." Origens are unknown, but it is featured heavily in the book, "Lord of the Flies."
"We can use Piggy's specs to make a fire!"
"Wizard!"
by Jonathan Nardolilli June 04, 2006
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A phenomena caused by friction; occuring when an eldery gentleman's grey 'beard' rubs against the inside of his polyester trousers, resulting in an electric shock being administered to anyone touching his 'wand'.
Gladys' eyes shot open in shock as she felt the sparks from Albert's semi-flaccid cock shoot across her toothless gums.
"Wizard!" she thought.
by Dirty Animals January 16, 2009
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A person who never lost his virginity over 25 years. He also can use powerful magic.
If you keep your virginity over 25 years, you become a wizard and you can use powerful magic to protect your virginity. Destroy every girls you see in front of you with powerful magic, they might take away your virginity!
by momo1212 December 21, 2008
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A term that can be used when you can't say the N-Word. It is used best in discribing the ones that go to clubs and stand at the side of the dance floor, casting their spells on innocent little white girls. Then when the time is right they pounce on them similar to a beartrap.

Note: There is a basketball team the Washington Wizards.
Yo man look at those hot sluts dancing over there.

Ah shit those wizards just used their sorcerey on them.
by GQGUY November 14, 2006
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