The Wise Hawk Sage is a being who blesses us with his presence by bestowing upon us knowledge that we would not have never known of if it weren't for him giving it to us. He doesn't come very often, but when he does it truly is an enlightening experience. When he is done he flies into the sun awaiting the next soul who required his wisdom.
"Oh Wise Hawk Sage, what wisdom do you bestow upon us mortals today?"
"Don't use VLC media player"
"Oh, strange wisdom but okay"
"Don't use VLC media player"
"Oh, strange wisdom but okay"
by Sunflower Man January 3, 2021
Get the Wise Hawk Sagemug.