Wineflu 

Sickening feeling the day after the night of heavy wine drinking

Dude, sorry I can't make it to the game today; I have contracted wineflu, after the endless bottles of wines they were pouring at the party last night!!

Wineflu by gujuman May 1, 2009

wineflu 

Flu like symptoms induced through excess drinking - primarily wine - the night/s before. One fucking horrendous hangover.

Won't make it to work today, I gots the wineflu.

wineflu by supreme lord Jacob Zuma May 10, 2016

Winefulness

The ability to focus all of your attention on the glass of wine you are drinking yet knowing you have already had a skinful and the Universe contains an infinity of bottles yet to be drunk ... ommmm

Many people think of my best mate as a winefulness practitioner whereas I know him to be a complete pisshead.

Winefulness by Nountinence May 28, 2018

Winfluenza 

The sudden spout of laziness and restlessness you experience before winter break. Causes a change in demeanor and some sort of decline in academic performance. Similar to Senioritis but happens more around the Holiday seasons due to breaks.

Person 1: Did you finish your biology homework?
Person 2: Nah, I don't want to do it. This is the week before break anyway.
Person 1: Yeah, you're right.

Person 1: Dude, we have to write that essay before break.
Person 2: I'll do it later. I've got a case of Winfluenza right now.

Winfluenza by TiredHuman December 12, 2017

wine flu 

what you get when you wake up sick in the morning, paranoid that you may have somehow contracted swine flu, although your condition is actually just a hangover from drinking too much wine, beer, or liquor the night before

You: "Oh, man, I'm not feeling very good. I hope I haven't gotten swine flu."

Friend: "Shut up, dude. You drank a ton last night. It's just wine flu. Calm down."

wine flu by thebadoutlaw April 29, 2009

windfluencer 

A social media personality who, though famous or semi-famous, adds very little value to the world through the opinions they express.

A person who, instead of talking, simply passes wind out of their mouth.

At first I thought that Megan raised some good ideas and opinions on her Instagram story, but when I did some research it turned out she was factually incorrect and simply a windfluencer.

windfluencer by Dfontein May 21, 2021

wine flu 

Illness caused by consuming too much wine or other alchoholic beverages

I saw Michael at the bar last night and he was way overserved. Called in sick today, probably has wine flu.

wine flu by The Real Old Christine November 9, 2009