wind chimes 

According to the late, great George Carlin, it is NOT a musical instrument

It's the same with those unfortunate mutants who think wind chimes are a musical instrument

wind chimes by LIlparkczar June 23, 2008

Wind Chimes 

When a female vegina has become so lose from sexual activity that her vaginal lips blow and chime in the wind.

"Beth has had sex with 300 men--now her veginal lips hang, dangle and sway in the wind," said Jim.
"Yes." said harry. "she has wind chimes!"

Wind Chimes by Teddy bear jim bo March 27, 2007

Dingleberry Wind Chimes 

Collection of fecal particles left behind in the ass crack hair from insufficient wiping

Man, I thought it was a six-wiper but apparently it was a seven and now I'm left with a mean case of dingleberry wind chimes

Dingleberry Wind Chimes by They call me The Gambler January 13, 2009

dixie wind chimes 

When the KKK hang a man of negro descent from a tree.

"Dang New Yorkers. Let's string 'em up and make us some dixie wind chimes!"

dixie wind chimes by DarbySniper August 1, 2006

kawasaki wind chimes

Breasts so large that just watching them dangle will put you into a zen like trance.

Oh momma those are some Kawasaki wind chimes if I’ve ever seen em.

kawasaki wind chimes by thepulloutking June 2, 2022

7th street wind chimes 

while engaging in sexual activity, your partner accidentally or purposely releases a flatulent, thus acting as a gust of wind that blows wind chimes.

“man, i was having some sex last night with this nice lady but she used the ol ‘7th street wind chimes’ on me!”

“oh no! that’s awful!”

“for real! she will probably never live this down.”

7th street wind chimes by zozzlemynozzle December 29, 2017

New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...

I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes

New England Wind Chimes by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020