Winchester College 

A once great school that has since become overrun with members of the homosexual community as well as plenty of Ethnics. If you are lucky you may still be able to meet the odd boy who has roots with the aristocracy but most when asked thier name will reply wong, wang or wing. The old money and the new money have been at war now for years but they can all agree on the hatred of JWC and the headmaster

Are those the Winchester College homosexuals

Winchester College by timmyhands April 12, 2023

Winchester College 

A mental asylum for sexually confused fascists who believe it’s appropriate to treat women as you would treat a doormat and whose egos are too fragile to ever admit that they were rejected by a girl (see St Swithun’s)

The Winchester college boys seem really nice but 9/10 turn out to be dicks

Winchester College by We have experience October 15, 2019

Winchester College 

An English school overrun by the Far-East and Africa. While the school puts girls and Asians on the front cover of all the news letters, a few boys dress like their ancestors, wearing tweed and gilets. The conserative chaps and the communist cunts are constantly at war, and the only thing they can agree on is that they like winkies.

Winchester college 2/3 Asians 1/3 English

Winchester College by TARQUIN THE FOURTH April 12, 2023

Winchester College 

An Independent Boys' Boarding School in Hampshire which takes the brightest people from all over the world and sticks them together in a confined space perhaps only to see the maelstrom of genius and homosexuality that ensues. It is generally acknowledged that Winchester College is the best school in England and possibly the world. It is famous for its academic tradition, age (founded 1383) and alumni (including 1 PM). Also famous for its 'Notions', words and general goings-on peculiar to the school.

Wykehamist (Someone who goes to Winchester College) 1: Can we toll to Gunner's hole?
Normal guy 1: Huh?
Wykehamist 2: Goive, let's bogle.
Normal guy 1: Sorry what?
Wykehamist 3: That would be naize, we could have a turst on the way - but bunter! - I'm aeg and have yet to recover ful broad...
Normal guy 1: No idea what you're talking about but can I come?
Wykehamist 1: Oh waaant, fiiine! But only if you answer this question: how many fish are there in Log. pond?
Normal guy 1: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Winchester College by JealousHarrovian October 28, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019