into the woods

A play where famous fairy tale characters wish for things, the wishes come true, and then they all die in various nasty ways.

Into the Woods is a seriously great show, but now I have "Children Will Listen" stuck in my head!

by NastyHobbitses March 5, 2006

Wood

Related to a penis. Wood is hard, straight, and long.

Something woodchucks would chuck an unknown amount of if given the ability and opportunity to chuck it.

How much WOOD would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD?

A woodchuck would chuck as much WOOD as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD.

by ssbbKid88 December 21, 2018

hey man, what are you up to?

i'm just wooding.

by j-deez August 30, 2007

Wood is what is found in your pants when a beauty walks past, making your flacid member into a rod of pure wood

she was so attractive i found wood from a distance of 36 metres, i went home and used my wood to hammer in some nails

by chap your lady October 23, 2003

Example 1: Finna smoke Woods by the hasty Dawg.

Example 2: I only wrap my blunt's with woods fham

by cosmicunity May 23, 2017

by Jaluh February 1, 2004