wild turkey 

A alcholic beverage that will make you walk side-ways, and make the ugliest girls look pretty!

I cant believe I fucked that fat chick side-ways after I drank that WILD TURKEY last night!

wild turkey by Ryan B July 24, 2003

wild turkey 

The act of displaying one's testicles outside the zipper fly, so as to create the appearance of a turkey's beard. Complete the picture by making turkey gobbles and wing flapping gestures with arms.

The party was pretty lame until Brad busted out a wild turkey.

wild turkey by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006

wild turkey 

A very large bird that likes to hang out around my house and watch me do the dishes.

I jumped when I saw a wild turkey stare at me.

wild turkey by BondGirl007 August 1, 2003

Wild Turkey 

Five guys on one girl; as in one in the mouth, one in the ass, one in the vag, and one in each hand. The combination of flapping arms and the head moving back and forth makes the girl look like a turkey.

"God, this party is such a sausage fest, only one girl is here. Hey, actually we have enough people for a wild turkey!"

Wild Turkey by Kobra Kommander October 17, 2008

Wild Turkey 

It is an accidental crap, in turd form, taken during sex.

Me and the lady were doing the deed last night when I let wild turkey slip out my ass.

Wild Turkey by Boobash12 January 19, 2008

Wild Turkey 

This is when a guy pulls his pants down and moves his hips in a circular motion to moves his penis in a round about fan motion like a wild turkey tail feathers. Guarenteed to make a party go WILD!

A wild turkey tail feathers look like this when it is aroused.

Wild Turkey by Mikel Mc. June 29, 2007

wild turkey 

When someone sticks four fingers spread out in a vagina and and the thumb up the butt. That person then wiggles their thumb and makes turkey noises, such as gobble gobble gobble. It can also be reversed with the fingers in the butt and the thumb in the vagina.

For thanksgiving your dad decided to give your mother a wild turkey.

wild turkey by Mike Dog April 15, 2006