beat off wife

When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.

Greg: You see the new Demi Lovato pics?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?

by asscracky49 December 20, 2010

Wife's off

When your wife is off to bed in a sexual way.

Turn the wife's off------ buy her chocolates and give her wine....she'll be off in minutes

by goat your friend June 23, 2016