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whore's handkerchief 

An alternate term for baby wipes or wet wipes. While they are most commonly associated with diaper-changing, whores' handkerchiefs are also regularly employed by sex professionals (as well as non-pros) of either gender to facilitate a cleansing of the undercarriage prior to engaging in some form of snugglelingus. While very useful in cold weather when it's too chilly to take a shower; whores' handkerchiefs are also a favorite of nasty-ass lazy folks, people on camping trips and water conservationists alike. WH's can also can serve as a fancy substitute for toilet tissue.
female to Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter, Mary Cheney: "My love, I fear that your washrooms' supply of shit tickets has been fully depleted."

Mary Cheney to female: "No sweat baby, I got an unopened stash of whore's handkerchiefs under the sink. Now you run along and make that gash smell like artificial petunias for Mary...and hey, throw one'o them live baby dolphins into the piranha tank on yer way back, awright? They friggin' LOVE those!"
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whore's shower

The act of washing your hair and face in the sink when a shower or time is not available. Sometimes done in public restrooms.
Jim- "I don't have time for a shower before we leave, but there might be some women there."

Friend- "Just take a whore's shower, it's much quicker."
whore's shower by High Life January 6, 2009

Whore's Wash 

To have a quick wash under ones armpits, crack/sack in the absence of a shower, done in the bathroom sink or service station rest room. What whore's do in preparing for their next John, time is money after all
Boss: Boy you don't smell so fresh this morning
Worker: Sorry boss, slept in, no time for a shower so had to make do with a whore's wash instead
Whore's Wash by crimbo97 July 12, 2015

Whore's Breakfast 

Stacy woke up early and had quick whore's breakfast before heading to work.

whore's bath

quickly washing the crotch and underarms as a quick way to get ready for sex.
"She quickly washed her crotch and underarms right before they had sex."
whore's bath by Anna March 13, 2004

Whore's gazette 

An English Sunday called "News of the World"
Run out to the corner and buy me a Whore's Gazette, luv.

Whore's Dilemma

The business issues related to not demanding payment up front and by allowing a customer to set a price after services are rendered.

A classic red flag in the services industry.

In sex work this tends to be more of an issue for semi-pros and "friendly gals" looking to pick up some extra cash than it is for genuine mercenary hookers.

The phrase is commonly applied to any service business where there is no product that can be returned (house cleaning, tree surgery, psychotherapy, hot dog vending, midwifery, meth dealing, lap dancing, wedding singing, etc)

From a customer perspective the value of a service is worth less after it has been delivered.

Being asked to do something on the basis that you will be paid according to the customer's view of the value afterwards.

A man in a titty bar will pay $300 for a ten minute hands-off pants-up lap dance after three vodka-redbulls and an hour or two of watching T&A.
If the same dancer meets him after work instead and screws him at a motel and asks for a tip afterwards he'll notice that she has a caesarean scar and that her boobs are a little lopsided and she wouldn't let him touch her hair and her teeth are kinda yellow and besides... she liked it too. and offer her $50 bux.

(conversely, getting a customer to set a price before service and pre-pay or contract to pay that price can often benefit the service provider. People tend to inflate the value of services they hope to acquire)

"When I do emergency tech work I let the customer pay what they think the service was worth after I fix the problem, but I avoid the whore's dilemma by making it clear that their level of monetary appreciation will determine the priority I give them when responding to future emergencies."
Whore's Dilemma by Phineas T January 19, 2009
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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