Whoopie Cushion

While trying to have sex with a girl anal but your penis is either too large, or the anus is too dry; you wait for her to fart then you shove your penis inside her as it opens up.

Dude, I tried banging her in the ass, but I couldn't so I executed a "Whoopie Cushion."

by c-bizzle a-bizzle November 28, 2009

whoopie cushion

When someone who suffers from a pink sock farts

My farts are extra loud right now, thanks to my whoopie cushion ;)

by vintagesignman November 18, 2014

whoopie cushion

*poof*

Oof

Oh no i tripped over whoopie cushion . OOF

by WallaceTheDuck101 December 14, 2018

Whoopie Cushion

When you push on a girls stomach and it causes a queef.

A-swag just whoopie cushioned the shit out of L-dizzle.

by Poopy pants squad March 8, 2020

whoopie cushion

A woman that has a very loose vaginal passage that constantly queefs.

Bro, that whoopie cushion had no tread on the tires, it sounded like an orchestra of trombones!!!

by spider_mace October 31, 2014

Whoopie Cushion

When a man scissors a woman and puts his asshole up to her vagina and farts, and then she queefs it out.

“Dude, last night I gave Madison the Whoopie Cushion”

by TheLastVirginOnVenus October 26, 2017

Whoopie cushion effect

When you sit on something too long and then it goes *fart noise... Long*

My shares have had the whoopie cushion effect

by Twicksy February 28, 2018